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Scotty’s dad had an accident
And Scotty was geographically closest
He drove downstate to the hospital
To find out his dad’s prognosis
A strange lady was in his dads room
When Scotty first walked in
She offered him some Raxonal
Valium and Vicodin
He said what’s my step-mom’s deal?
Is she just messin’ or is she for real?
He said what’s my step-mom’s deal?
If her deal is that she deals then I don’t know how I feel
Scotty went to the welcome home party
His step-mom threw when his dad recovered
When he showed up, there was a line out the door
But they weren’t his dad’s friends, he soon discovered
Scotty and his dad just looked on
as things got kinda weird
And when his step mom offered him a klonopin
He said I think I’ll have a beer
He said what’s my step-mom’s deal?
Is she just messin’ or is she for real?
He said what’s my step-mom’s deal?
If her deal is that she deals then I don’t know how I feel
Scotty’s dad said, son, she ain’t so bad
And Scotty said, “hey, it’s not like you’re the greatest dad”
But anyway
What’s my step mom’s deal?
Is she just messin’ or is she for real?
What’s my step mom’s deal?
‘Cause I really don’t know how to feel
What’s my step mom’s deal?
If her deal is that she deals then I don’t know how I feel
If her deal is that she deals then I don’t know how I feel
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Man Baby
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Well we both were in our 40s
I thought he was legit
He said he liked my music
And would I listen to his?
But little did I know that when
I said OK
He’d seek my validation
Like every single day
Man Baby, ooohhh
You’re no friend to me
Man Baby, oooh
You’re my frenemy
I gave him a chance to be friends
And spend some time with me
But he’d always bail last second
With some emergency
He’d find some shit to step in
Then track it on my floor
Man baby I don’t wanna
Smell that shit no more
Man Baby, ooohhh
You’re no friend to me
Man Baby, oooh
You’re my frenemy
I trusted you but I was a sucker
And I can’t be your mother, mother fucker
Do you need a bottle, dude?
They say don’t shake a baby
But dude I wanna shake your needy ass off me like crazy
I said
GOO (GOO)
I said
GA (GA)
I said
GOO (GOO)
GA (GA)
GOO (GOO)
GA (GA)
GOO (GOO)
GA (GA)
I trusted you but I was a sucker
And I can’t be your mother, mother fucker
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